everybodys got a water buffalo
stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing
you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly
Ten/Rose “on the same college tour” AU.
Notes: So I saw this post that was just a list of AUs and I’ve decided to write my favorite ones. Also, I haven’t written Ten/Rose in ages and I need to get back in the habit. Unedited, unbeta’d, I know nothing of the university…
1. ALWAYS POST THE RULES
2. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OF THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU
3. WRITE 11 NEW QUESTIONS
4. TAG 11 RANDOM PEOPLE
5. TELL THEM YOU TAGGED THEM
6. TAG ME ON YOUR RESPONSES
I got tagged by xtardisbluecatx
1. What is it like outside right now?
It’s dark and very hot.
2. Have you ever been locked inside a closet?
No I haven’t and I never want to be locked inside one because it doesn’t sound like fun.
3. What is your favorite thing to do when its raining?
4. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?
5. Would you rather be blind and deaf , or completely immobile?
Blind and deaf
6. Who do you look up to the most?
I don’t really look up to anyone but if I had to choose someone it would be my sister.
7. What is the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
The weirdest dream I’ve had was probably Gerard Way and Peter Capaldi casually eating over at my house.
8. What is the most annoying thing ever to you?
My alarm clock.
9. If your future self came to you right now to warn you about something but left before they could finish telling you, what would you do?
I’d try to figure out what my future self tried to warn me about and I would be more cautious.
10. Ability to fly, or invincibility
Definitely invincibility! I have airplanes to fly.
11. Lucky number
1. Who is your favorite actor/actress?
2. How old are you?
3. Do you like scary movies?
4. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
5. What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?
6. If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
7. What’s your favorite movie quote?
8. Are you scared of spiders?
9. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever eaten?
10. Which fictional character do you wish was real?
11. Who would you want to be with on a desert island?
Muggleborns who have enchanted Tumblr accounts so they can reblog really cool magical stuff, and it only shows up as artsy hipster photos to muggles.
Muggleborns accidentally calling the enchanted portraits gifs.
Muggleborns buying a bunch of Weasley products and screwing around for the vine.
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
trying to find resonable explanations for the plot holes in moffat’s writing